Cruise -- more desperate than previously thought

Just a few days ago I was defending crazy-old Tom Cruise. Well, I am done with all that and his stupid tone scale.

Daniel Snyder?

Great way to begin your career rehabilitation -- sign with a megalomaniac football owner who gained prominence by throwing huge amounts of money at over-the-hill ex-pro bowlers and recouping this investment by finding innovative ways to charge the public for the privilege of watching said ex-stars humiliate themselves.

Although the deal is only for overhead, it gives Snyder the option of financing any of Cruise's projects.

I think that means Cruise will soon be staring opposite Andrew McCarthy and Demi Moore in a movie about a slick-footed teenage boy whose family moves to a town where rock music and dancing have been banned.

Box-office champion of 1985, here Tom Cruise comes.