We think you're very important. Really we do.

Come on Hugo. What's with all the posturing?

Old F-16's to Iran . Scary stuff. Do American pilots come with that? I guess the Mullahs could always hire some Israelis to fly them.

You control a nice chunk of the world's petroleum reserve and this is the best you can come up with? You know, if you just turned the pipeline off you'd probably make the front page the world over.

At least you're not directing your state controlled ire at a popular financial magazine, like another prominent comrade is.