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Monday, January 22, 2007

Michael Vick is gullible

The test results are in and the small amount of dark particulate with a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana that was found in the secret compartment of the water bottle Michael Vick tried to illegally bring onto an airplane is not marijuana.

While this will likely spare Vick a small fine, it far from exonerates the Falcons' quarterback. In fact this twist opens up a whole new possibility so horrifyingly stupid that even Vick's biggest booster should be hoping the preliminary test was a false negative, even if the positive test to come would put Vick in the NFL's drug diversion program and one step closer to a four game suspension.

Does Michael Vick smoke fake drugs?

Remember back in high school when you would give the over-anxious kid who talked too much about his partying prowess non-alcoholic beer and then sit back and nudge your friends when he pretended to be drunk?

Is it just me or does any else think DeAngelo Hall or Ludacris or Michael's trouble making trickster of a little brother, Marucs, is laughing hysterically at what has just transpired?

Ready with another pack of neatly wrapped oregano to give Michael when gets back to Atlanta.