Surprising developments in an ongoing investigation

Barry, I apologize. I am still mighty suspicious of that 1422 OPS you put up at age 39, but I shouldn't have brought your rapidly expanding cranium into it.

Olbermann and O'Reilly, I callously attributed each of your successes to freakishly humongous skull structure. That was wrong.

What I didn't realize is I wasn't just disparaging a left-handed slugger and a couple of highly ethical journalists -- you guys are genuine trend setters. The kind most companies would pay top dollar to stick behind some one-way glass and watch breathe.

Here's the photographic evidence that in Hollywood having a big head is the new black. (Warning: this link contains Baldwins.)

In related news, former US senator George Mitchell has expended his steroid probe to the 2003 set of the comedy hit Old School.