Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Jew likes money, says newspaper

Apparently the helpful capitalist's last name was Jew. This Dickensian turn is all a bit too convenient for me -- why don't I ever see headlines like "Welsh backs out of deal" -- but it does make the whole article a much more entertaining read than if his last name was Smith.


Anonymous said...

I've got one:

(Mark) Cuban relocates to Miami.

JT said...

Or how about:

Change in political environment sets Cuban adrift.