Jew likes money, says newspaper
Apparently the helpful capitalist's last name was Jew. This Dickensian turn is all a bit too convenient for me -- why don't I ever see headlines like "Welsh backs out of deal" -- but it does make the whole article a much more entertaining read than if his last name was Smith.
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I've got one:
(Mark) Cuban relocates to Miami.
Or how about:
Change in political environment sets Cuban adrift.
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