Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Michael Jackson is a social construct

Since rock princess Lisa Marie Presley isn't a 12 year old boy, we always figured Michael Jackson married her to further cement his legacy as rock royalty.

Little did we know it was a nefarious plot to plagiarize her face and pass it off as his own. Ten years after their divorce his plan has finally come to a horrifying fruition.

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