Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Idle threat of the week

In Basic Instinct's famous interrogation room scene, Sharon Stone pioneered the modern vagina flash while Newman from Seinfeld and the original detective from the never ending Law and Order series felt the heat and loosened their collars.

Stone didn't quite achieve the same effect last week in Cannes when, arriving at the seaside festival via a motorboat, she similarly exposed herself to the paparazzi. As another blogger put it, it looks like Stone had been stung by bees. (NSFW)

But that's nothing compared to what the paps caught underneath Amy Winehouse's short skirt. It turns out the neo-soul artist and ridiculous human being is such a mess she has taken to wearing diapers.

It wasn't so long ago that movie goers were willing to shell out eight bucks to catch a quick glance of Stone's goods. Britney and Paris etc reduced that equation to a flash of forbidden flesh for Internet hits. Now Stone and her incontinent sister in too-much-up the-skirt-sharing have made clicking onto such pictures a harrowing experience, and one that most normal people would have to be paid to embark upon.

And, with images of bunched up adult diapers and bloated labias lingering, the crotch shot ever being sexy again is the Idle Threat of the Week for May 19 to 25th.

Maybe this all will encourage photographers to point their cameras elsewhere.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why is the Amy Winehouse link in German? More accurately, why did you link to it?