Friday, May 26, 2006

Renaissance man


Last month former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright
revealed she could leg press 400 pounds.

Not one to be outdone super-preacher Pat Robertson followed with a series of claims about his own leg press prowess that topped out at
2000 pounds.

Robertson was quick to attribute his unnatural abilities to an all-natural protein shake he developed in his spare time, and generously hawks on his website.

A protein shake? Ninth commandment Pat, you're doing it again.

We all know the real reason Robertson was able to shatter the previous leg press world record by a good 600 pounds is he has so much Jesus Juice pumping through his veins he'd fail a WWE drug test.


And when we say Jesus Juice we're talking the real, savior stuff, not the MJ kind. That just makes your lips purple and your nephew randy.

So there you go. Pat Robertson is the world record holder in the leg press. What other surprising facts has Pat been hiding from us? We're all waiting for the official Pat Robertson fact
generator, but here's what we have been able to dig up so far.

Actually a Quaker
51.7 average in Test matches
Took Florida from Spain during his term as President
Runner up, Ms. Virginia Beach 1949
Owns vintage Millepede and Joust video-arcade games
Won celebrity portion of the Long Beach Grand Prix
Dated Meg Ryan
Breeds Rottweiliers
Invented bifocals and the glass harmonica

That's all for now.

Here's a video of Pat doing leg presses.

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