Monday, August 07, 2006

Speaking of Katherine Harris ...

Today, on the always entertaining Huffington Post Blog, hot-tempered Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin unleashed this doozy on an unsuspecting, undeserving public:

Gore, who limped off of the American political stage after the 2000 election after being gang raped by Dick Cheney, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor and James Baker, as well as their election-stealing goons in Washington and Florida...

"Limped." "Gang Rape." Yikes.

Sometimes a metaphor is just a metaphor, but if Gore, Cheney, O'Connor or Baker ever run into Alec Baldwin and his dirty mind it could be awkward. In fact, if any of the participants or the recipient of this supposed crime find themselves in the same room I predict averted gazes.

Of course the biggest loser here is Katherine Harris. Baldwin calls out sweet old Sandra Day, but reduces Harris to nameless goon. Girl can't catch a break.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do you think the Baldwin boys still have family meals? Would Alec and Stephen argue ideology while a “detached” Billy handsomely struggles through his role as mediator? Does Danny have to sit at the kids table because of his small screen status? If all four teamed-up with non-related Adam, could they out eat Brando in his prime? Does the JSB have sources capable of answering these and other matters Baldwin or was ‘Speaking of Katherine Harris’ just a tease or idle threat to shed light on the men from Massapequa?

JT said...

Of course I have sources.

Granted Stephen has been pacified by Jesus, Danny incapacitated cheeseburgers and Billy seemingly removed from planet earth, but as long as Alec still has his temper, that bat and a prison shower mentality I think I am going to tread lightly on any the Baldwin family expose. The blogsphere is not as anonymous as some might think.