Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lindsay Lohan still can't spell "adequate"

A couple weeks ago Lindsay Lohan mourned the loss of "father and grandfather" Robert Altman and reminded us all to be adequite.

While she still hasn't found the spell-check feature on her blackberry, Lindsay, who has been worried about her image lately, may have found a new older male mentor. She

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."

It might sound far-fetched, but the former Vice-President has displayed a fascination with Lilo in the past, once declaring on The Tonight Show that he was fueding with the redhead.

First Gore was going to fix the environment, and now he is going to fix the Lohan? The hubris on the man has no bounds.

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