Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Pat Boone attacks the pollution at its source

It's tough being a moral crusader these days. All crooner Pat Boone wants to do is uphold Christian values in mass media, and call out the Godless TV networks for the smut they peddle. So he takes out an ad on the Drudge Report -- a venue which would never feature stories about people having sex with animals or kids having sex with their teachers.

But the link directly below the ad proves how out of touch Pat Boone and his ilk really are. Zoophilia? That's yesterday's questionable content. This season it's going to be all about transportation employees who ejaculate on unsuspecting victims.

Geez Boone, get with the program. What are you going to warn us about next? Teenagers engaging in HEAVY PETTING.

No comments: