The world is British Bevo's China shop

In America, Bevo is a famous 1700 pound college football mascot with long horns. Just this morning I learned they have their own variations of Bevo in other lands. While the foreign Bevo may take on slightly more human dimensions, it still isn't a good idea to get it drunk, take its picture, excitedly chant its name, and then jump on top of the beast. Sure as the sunrise, mayhem and property damage will follow.