Nexus of the universe?

Because of its mysterious symptoms and the fact some people don't believe it really exists, I like to think of Lyme Disease as the conspiracy theory of bacterial infections.

Because of all the gleeful speculation on nefarious plots he elicits from the black helicopter crowd whose ranks he has personally increased by many fold, I like to think of George W. Bush as the conspiracy theory of presidents.

So what happens when the conspiracy theory of presidents is infected with the conspiracy theory of bacterial infections? And what happens if that president has been allegedly hiding the alleged disease -- which allegedly causes cognitive defects -- from the public for at least a year?

I don't know, but I can't wait to find out what Cheney had to do with it.