Friday, October 05, 2007

JSB gets a visitor from the awesome future

There was once a time when the search engine gods smiled upon The JSB, and hundreds of unwitting readers were sent this direction daily. That time has come and gone.

It's not like I don't get any search engine traffic at all. But I certainly never get anything normal, like "Lindsay Lohan naked" or "George Bush chimp." In fact, these days, you pretty much have to have an interest in erotically appealing furniture or a penectomy (or both) for the algorithms to deposit you at The JSB.

Or you can be from the future. The future in which evolution has done away with those annoying bodily functions, and has made the human body self-cleaning. A future called Columbia, Missouri.

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