Friday, November 02, 2007

Not every one can be incompetent at crime

All gussied up and with full heads of steam, our video stars attempt to attempt to rob what I think is a motel, but fail to reach the threshold of actual crime when they are tripped up by the welcome mat and rebuffed by a door that could be locked.

Or could simply be outswinging. So the next time you see video of a guy getting his gun snatched as he tries to get the clerk to empty the register, remember, it's not just everyone who can navigate the maze of a convenience store layout on his way to pay dirt. Because even the most incompetent criminal needs a modicum of competency if he is to be able to truly prove his criminal incompetence.

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