I'll take my traffic anyway I can get it

While this is probably in reference to the seventeenth century theologian Jeremy Taylor or the 1960s folk singer Jeremy Taylor, it still has me a bit nervous. The whole Switzerland being neutral thing often leads to the conclusion that inhabitants of the mountain nation are non-violent. Which couldn't be further from the truth. The typical Swiss is well armed, a terrible drunk, and bitter about one chocolate joke too many.

Plus anyone who is willing to make that extra effort and use the shift key . . . who knows what else they are capable of?