Monday, April 23, 2007

Kissinger doping !?!?

One of the great things about being a famous blogger with an excellent Google page ranking is, through the recordable searches that bring traffic to your blog, you can get out in front of all the best rumors and gossip floating around the interweb. How about this doozy involving a former Secretary of State and the current performance enhancing substance of choice among Hollywood glitterati and major league ball players:






This really brings the whole Sino–American anti-Soviet alliance of 1972 into question. But they will never be able to take away his Noble Peace Prize. Or his access to power . . .

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since he has been publicly photographed for most of his life, it is easy to verify that he has maintained a static (though large) head size.

JT said...

It's tough to tell. His receding hairline and shrinking spine also come into play. And we really don't have points of reference. If we really want to get to the bottom of this, we probably have to dig up Nixon.