Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Pimps are disgusting but comical

By making pimps out to be the official promulgators of the latest in decadent sophistication, our society has elevated them to a status that almost approaches respectability.

This couldn't be farther from the reality. Pimps are disgusting creatures who pray viciously on the weakest among us. They are, perpetually, the worst people in the world. I'd take Osama Bin Laden, who at least has the balls to hit someone who can hit back, over a pimp any day.

And, as you can see in this video, a real pimp wears a ratty outfit, drives a beat up car and consorts with less-than glamorous (as in probably homeless) women. The pimp's violence is only matched by his sneakiness and cowardliness.

This video could go a long way towards demythologizing the pimp. You know, if it wasn't so funny the way the ho's head bounces off the newspaper box after she receives her storied slap.

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