Now that's just not sexy, not sexy like it should be

I recently recommended, to maintain her 2006 search engine success in '07, Beyonce needed to involve herself in a plastic surgery scandal. Holding no ill-will towards the R & B star, I meant the kind of scandal in which a celebrity suddenly gets a lot better looking and the rest of us fervently try to pinpoint why.

I'm not sure if this constitutes a "scandal," but the activity in Beyonce chest region shoots cold water on that smouldering gaze she is going for upstairs.
If it's any consolation, in a hundred years her decomposing corpse will be adorned with two-good-as-new -- although oddly different shaped -- chemical compound-filled plastic bags.